Sonny Bill Williams: Media Whore

In half an hour there is going to be a press conference.  The focus of the presser, is no other than the money hungry media whore, that we know as one Sonny Bill Williams.

It is expected that Mr Money Bill Williams, is going to announce that he is leaving New Zealand (haaaaalelujahhhhh) to play rugby in Japan until the end of 2012 (earning him a cool 1.7mil), before going back to Australia - where he belongs, to play in the NRL in 2013 - for the Sydney Roosters (earning $650,000 a season).

I'd prefer he was playing for a Queensland team.  I quite like Sydney.

I guess the attention has been waning over here, so it's time to jump ship, go and create a media storm somewhere else, before jumping ship again and creating another media storm.... playing for a year or two & then creating another media storm by jumping ship again - maybe to play professional tennis, join a Russian ballet troupe, or attempt to qualify for the 2016 Chinese Olympic Gymnastic team...  IF his head hasn't been knocked off in a boxing match by then.

We can only hope it has been.