2013 is also the year of unrestrained manliness - but this year Cory Jane is out & there is a new coverboy for 'UM'....
RYAN CROTTY!
Just take a look.... the man ROCKS the beard. He is damn sexy without it, but sexy x 1,000,000 with it. What is even better is that he KNOWS how to rock the beard - Crotty, unlike so many players - seems to understand that there is a fine line between HAWT and Tom-Hanks-in-Castaway-bushiness. The 'beard of awesome' as we refer to it, has been in existence for a few weeks now - and rather than just growing and growing and growing it, Crotty obviously understands the importance of beard maintenance... each week it goes from strength to strength... from hotness to hotness.
Ryan Crotty & the beard of awesome, we salute you!
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| The beard of awesome. It really is spectacular. |
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| The beard of awesome gives Crotty amazing powers... he can fly! |
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| It's just... sexy. |
You just like to perve at Matt's butt in that last pic... I think you should illustrate what a BAD beard looks like...
ReplyDeleteThe butt IS divine....
ReplyDeleteI still think you should illustrate what you mean about "Tom-Hanks-in-Castaway-bushiness" as opposed to the beard of sexiness that Ryan is sporting...
DeleteAnd I think you should do a post about them players who look hotter with a beard and those who should just NOT grow stuff on their face...
DeleteVery good suggestions :p
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