Wednesday, 25 September 2013

ITM Cup hotty of the week

Jarrad Hoeata!
age:  29
position:  lock, flanker, #8
teams:  Taranaki, Highlanders, Maori All Blacks


Wednesday, 18 September 2013

ITM Cup hotty of the week

Zac Guildford!
age:  24
position:  wing
teams:  Hawke's Bay, Crusaders, Maori All Blacks


Thursday, 5 September 2013

Wednesday, 28 August 2013

Saturday, 17 August 2013

The Ranfurly Shield explained

(also published on Pink Rugby)

The Ranfurly Shield.  The Shield.  The Log o’ Wood.   Whatever you want to call it, the Ranfurly Shield is a HUGE deal in provincial rugby in New Zealand.

You may have heard of it, or this could be your first time hearing about it.  If you are in the latter group, chances are you are NOT a New Zealander, so I encourage you to read on and learn all about this magical wooden, shield shaped token of rugby awesomeness.

Waikato with the Ranfurly Shield

The Ranfurly Shield dates back to 1904 (making it 109 years old), and it was gifted to the NZRFU by the Governor of New Zealand – the Earl of Ranfurly – hence the name.  The Ranfurly Shield is based on a challenge system with the union who holds the Shield at the start of the season, facing a series of seven challenges during the ITM Cup/Heartland Championship season.  Each home game that the union holding the Shield (at the start of the season) has, is a Shield challenge – and each of those games is a winner takes all affair – the winner of course, taking the Shield.  The Ranfurly Shield can NOT be contested during the semi-finals or final.

Sounds confusing, kind of is, but here is the way things stand at the moment.

Waikato currently hold the Shield, after taking it off Taranaki in 2012
(In the ITM Cup pre-season, Waikato did have two shield defenses against Heartland Championship teams, but realistically, those games are never going to end any way but the Shield holder defending the shield by a huge margin, still it’s a great honour for those Heartland Championship (3rd division) teams)
Considering Waikato don’t lose any of them, the following games will be Ranfurly Shield defences:
  • 17 August – vs Northland
  • 23 August  – vs Otago
  • 14 September – vs Auckland
  • 27 September – vs Wellington
  • 12 October – vs Taranaki
HOWEVER, lets just say Northland beat Waikato on 17 August, Northland would become the Shield holders and their remaining home games would be Ranfurly Shield defenses:
  • 24 August – vs Southland
  • 8 September – vs Wellington
  • 26 September – vs Tasman
  • 9 October – vs Otago
Technically the Ranfurly Shield could be held by 6 teams in one season (8 if you include the pre-season games against Heartland Championship teams), but most seasons it only changes hands once, if at all.

Because I love statistics (when they relate to rugby anyway), here are some Ranfurly Shielstistics

Top 5 unions who held and defended the mighty Log o’ Wood?
  • #1 – Auckland, held 16 times & 148 defenses
  • #2 – Canterbury, held 14 times & 129 defenses
  • #3 – Wellington, held 10 times & 40 defenses
  • #4 – Waikato, held 9 times & 48 defenses
  • #5 – Southland, held 7 times & 22 defenses
Last 5 unions to hold the Shield
  • 22 October 2009 – Southland (won off Canterbury)
  • 9 October 2010 – Canterbury
  • 23 July 2011 – Southland
  • 24 August 2011 – Taranaki
  • 3 October 2012 – Waikato
Longest time in possession of the Shield
  • Auckland, (8y4d) 14th September 1985–18th  September 1993
Shortest time in possession of the Shield
  • Waikato, (8 days) 24th August 2007-1st September 2007
(won off North Harbour, lost to Canterbury)

First ever union to hold the Shield
  • Wellington, 6th August 1904-26th August 1905
(lost to Auckland afer 4 defenses)

And finally, in the all important battle between the North Island and South Island…
  • North Island – 11 unions from the North have won the Shield
  • South Island – 5 unions from the South have won the Shield
There you have it.  Now when you hear mention of the Ranfurly Shield, you will know precisely what the commentators/reporters/men at the pub are talking about, and perhaps you can even impress them with your knowledge of Shieltistics!

Wednesday, 14 August 2013

The ITM Cup explained

(also published on Pink Rugby)

While rugby fans in Australia are having to make do with the Rugby Championship or watching previously recorded games, New Zealand rugby fans are lucky enough to have two months of provincial rugby to watch, in the form of the ITM Cup.  Formerly called the NPC (National Provincial Championship), the ITM Cup is – as the original name suggests – New Zealand’s provincial rugby championship.  Some believe it is playing in the ITM Cup that gives New Zealand rugby players that extra bit of experience that seems to make them dominate on the rugby field.
So, you may find yourself asking, how does the ITM Cup work?  It only takes a one year course at your closest university to understand all the ins and outs of the ITM Cup, but to make it a little easier for all of you, I shall sum it up and save you all the effort.
Here goes…
  • The ITM Cup consists of TWO professional divisions, each consisting of seven teams.  The Premiership is the top division, with the Championship being the second division
  • For those who don’t make the All Blacks, the ITM Cup is what Super Rugby players do after the SuperXV is over for the season.  It also provides those players a chance to impress the All Blacks coaches, ahead of the traditional All Blacks end of year tour to Europe
  • All teams play all other teams in their division, and to make things a little more confusing each team also plays four of the teams from the other division, for a total of NINE games each.
Canterbury celebrating after their 2012 win


The teams in the Premiership division for 2013 are:
  • Canterbury
  • Auckland
  • Wellington
  • Taranaki
  • Waikato
  • Bay of Plenty
  • Counties-Manukau
The teams in the Championship division for 2013 are:
  • Hawke’s Bay
  • Otago
  • Tasman
  • Southland
  • Northland
  • Manawatu
  • North Harbour
At the end of the regular season are the semi-finals and final.
In the semi-finals:
  • the top four teams from the Premiership play against each other (1st v 4th, 2nd v 3rd)
  • the top four teams from the Championship play against each other (again 1st v 4th, 2nd v 3rd)
In the finals:
  • the winners of each of the Premiership semi-finals play each other
  • the winners of each of the Championship semi-finals play each other
After the finals:
  • the team who finishes LAST in the Premiership division is automatically relegated to the Championship division for the next years ITM Cup
  • the team who WINS the Championship final is automatically promoted to the Premiership division for the next years ITM Cup
Increasingly, Australian players are being permitted to cross the Tasman and play in the ITM Cup.  Most have familial connections to New Zealand.
Some Australian Super Rugby franchise players & ex players taking part in the 2013 ITM Cup are:
  • Ged Robinson (Rebels – Hawke’s Bay, staying in NZ for 2014)
  • Paul Alo-Emile (Rebels – Waikato)
  • Nic Stirzaker (Rebels – Manawatu)
  • Alby Mathewson (Force – Hawke’s Bay)
  • Mark Swanepoel (Brumbies – Tasman)
  • Mick Snowden (Force – Waikato)
  • Kimami Sitauti (Rebels – Bay of Plenty)
  • Robbie Abel (Brumbies – Northland)
  • Ben Seymour (formerly of the Force -  Northland)
  • Tom Murday (Reds – Northland)
  • Beau Robinson (Reds – Bay of Plenty)
There is also a third (amateur) division competition which is played at the same time as the ITM Cup, called the Heartland Championship.  The Heartland Championship is made up of smaller regional teams, who act as feeder teams for the larger (professional) provincial teams.
  • The Heartland Championship teams play 8 games, so the teams don’t play every team
The teams in the Heartland Championship in 2013 are:
  • Buller
  • East Coast
  • Horowhenua-Kapiti
  • King Country
  • Mid Canterbury
  • North Otago
  • Poverty Bay
  • South Canterbury
  • Thames Valley
  • Wairarapa Bush
  • Wanganui
  • West Coast
The Heartland Championship teams play for two different cups
  • the Meads Cup (named after ex-All Black, Colin Meads)
  • the Lochore Cup (named after ex-All Black, Brian Lochore)
After week 8 the teams who are 1st – 4th  on the ladder, play off for the Meads Cup, and the teams who are 5th – 8th play off for the Lochore Cup.  As with the ITM Cup semi-finals, in the Heartland Championship semi-finals for each cup 1st plays 4th, 2nd plays 3rd and the winner of each game plays against the other winning team, in the final.
Unlike the ITM Cup structure, there is no promotion/relegation in the Heartland Championship.
So there you have it.  The ITM Cup & Heartland Championship, in a nutshell!  Perhaps next time I can try and explain the Ranfurly Shield…

Saturday, 6 July 2013

First I become one-eyed... Now I'm supporting an AUSTRALIAN team???

It is fair to say that I no longer know myself.
Well.  I actually know myself very well, BUT if you compare 2011 Emma to 2013 Emma, you will notice two very disturbing facts.

Firstly, I have transitioned from being a staunch Highlanders supporter & staunch disliker of the Crusaders, to a HUGE Crusaders fan, who giggles a little at how badly the Highlanders are doing in the 2013 Super Rugby season.
It's hard to NOT love those Crusaders boys....

The Crusaders thing though - I think it's understandable - it is LOVE afterall, which made me switch allegiances so drastically.  I fell in love with a woman who supports the Crusaders, and slowly but surely her influence had an impact on me, and before  long I was screaming FOR the Crusaders, rather than AGAINST the Crusaders.  I was part of the same one-eyed crowd at games, that I had so often insulted and rolled my eyes at, when I was a firm gold & blue supporter.  In what must have been a hard ask for my father, he accepted that I now cheered for the other side, and has continued to love me, as if something terribly shocking hasn't happened.

THE reason I switched Super Rugby franchise allegiances
But.

There is no way I can tell him about my new rugby love.  My other favourite team.  The other colours I would wear with pride (... if they were sold over here...).  I fear it would be too much for him to handle.

I, Emma, hereby declare that I.... I... Um...

I support the Melbourne Rebels.  Proudly.

Yes.  You heard it here folks. I am now paritcularly fond of an AUSTRALIAN rugby team.

I can't explain how it happened, or why it happened, or even when it happened.  One day I was a Crusaders-only supporter, and the next day I was suddenly a Crusaders-and-Rebels supporter.  Some may argue that it's not that much of a stretch for a New Zealander to support the Rebels, because a lot of the team ARE from New Zealand.  BUT.  At the end of the day, the Rebels are an AUSTRALIAN team.  Australian.  From Australia.  You know.  New Zealand's rugby nemesis.
The Kiwi connection is impossible to ignore
So, why do I seem to love them so?
  • Did you see all the man love moments when they beat the Waratahs???  It was spectacular, tear
    Also VERY hard to ignore is this rather delicious man
    ex Wellington Lions player, Jason Woodward...
    inducing stuff!
  • The excitement and pride they displayed upon beating the Stormers & clocking up their first win against a South African team... again, it was excellent.
  • They seem to have an awesome team culture.
  • My favourite Australian players seem to play for the Rebels... Hugh Pyle.  Laurie Weeks.  Scott Higginbotham.  Lachie Mitchell.  Rory Sidey.  Mitch Inman.  Luke Jones.
  • And then, there ARE all those Kiwi boys on the team... James King, Cooper Vuna, Ged Robinson, Scott Fuglistaller.
  • Jason Woodward (also qualifies in the 'and then, there ARE all those Kiwi boys on the team' category, but I felt he deserved his own category).  The man is HOT.
Man love. 
It's a beautiful thing.
It's even at the stage we are planning to go to Melbourne so we can see a Rebels game in person.  Sadly it probably works out just as cheap flying to Melbourne for a game, as it would flying within New Zealand.

So there you have it.  I'm a COMPLETE rugby traitor...