Sunday, 26 May 2013

Them Rugga Boys & Their Ink : 2013 Edition

Now that Lauriel and I have SkyTV, it means we are able to watch ALLLLLL the Super Rugby & ALLLLLLL the All Blacks games we want to.  And we do.  With this increase in rugby viewing, we have been paying attention to players outside the Crusaders, and admittedly have been paying a lot of attention to Australian and South African teams & their players (to the point where I'm ashamed to admit that I now have favourite Australian & South African teams!).

A common phrase heard while we watch the rugby is "ooooo!  tattoos!!!" - because while we love the game of rugby in itself, we also love the men who play - and there is something about a tattooed rugby player, that is rather hard to resist.

I now bring to you, the 2013 edition of 'them rugga boys and their ink' (the 2012 post is my most popular post to date, so I figured it was needed!).

Reds player, Digby Ioane
I personally have a weakness for
rib cage tattoos....
Also rather fond of back tattoos!
It's no secret I love a good sleeve tattoo...
What's not to love?
Then of course there is my favourite South African player...
Mr Francois Hougaard
It's the sleeve.. it gets me everytime...
Okay... the sleeve isn't the ONLY thing...
(the rib tattoo helps too...)
Admittedly the man is a lot
hotter without the mullet!
The most recent tattoo picture I could find
& he seems to have the hair under control...
Will Genia... right down his spine... Nom.
As much as I dislike Quade Cooper
(pre-requisite for any Kiwi rugby fan)
... the tattoo is hot
A bit closer to home, we have Elliot Dixon
... another example of a nice sleeve tat!
and here we can see the top of Elliot Dixon's tat

Not a rugby player... but a ref... Steve Walsh also sports some ink

Close up of Steve Walsh's tattoo... very true indeed

Unrestrained Manliness 2.0 - Bigger & Bearder

A little over a year ago, I blogged about Unrestrained Manliness.  The focus of 'Unrestrained Manliness 1.0', was Cory Jane - who I found looked rather epic with a beard.

2013 is also the year of unrestrained manliness - but this year Cory Jane is out & there is a new coverboy for 'UM'....

RYAN CROTTY!

Just take a look.... the man ROCKS the beard.  He is damn sexy without it, but sexy x 1,000,000 with it.  What is even better is that he KNOWS how to rock the beard - Crotty, unlike so many players - seems to understand that there is a fine line between HAWT and Tom-Hanks-in-Castaway-bushiness.  The 'beard of awesome' as we refer to it, has been in existence for a few weeks now  - and rather than just growing and growing and growing it, Crotty obviously understands the importance of beard maintenance... each week it goes from strength to strength... from hotness to hotness.

Ryan Crotty & the beard of awesome, we salute you!

The beard of awesome.  It really is spectacular.


The beard of awesome gives Crotty amazing powers... he can fly!
It's just... sexy.

Tuesday, 14 May 2013

Crusader to Lion

One of his many tries for the Crusaders
What a difference eight months can make. In September/October 2012, Sean Maitland was delisted by the Crusaders – unwanted for the 2013 Super Rugby campaign. It was a move that shocked Kiwi rugby fans – Maitland had been a consistent player for the Crusaders, and his delisting made no sense. End of October 2012, Sean Maitland announced that he had signed a deal with the Glasgow Warriors... it seemed that like a lot of players unable to break into the All Blacks, Maitland was 'escaping' to play out his career in Europe. But rather than 'playing out' his career – his career was just starting.

... not just a talented rugby player!
In November, Maitland moved to Glasgow & began playing for his new Scottish team. In mid January he was named in the Scotland team, for the 2013 Six Nations competition – eligible through his paternal Grandparents. In his first game for Scotland, Maitland scored a try – and went on to play in each of Scotlands matches in the Six Nations tournament. Then in early May, Maitland received the biggest honour of his career when he was named in the Lions squad, to tour Australia in June.

Maitland had gone from being delisted by his Super XV franchise, to being selected as a member of what is one of the most – if not THE most prestigious rugby team, in the world. Not exactly a bad turn of events!

So, who IS Sean Maitland?

Sean Maitland was born in Tokoroa on September 14th 1988. While at Hamilton Boys High School, was a part of the 1st XV and in 2005 and 2006, was a part of the New Zealand Schools [rugby] team. In 2007, Maitland was part of the winning New Zealand team at the Under 19 World Cup (alongside now-ex Crusaders teammates – Zac Guidlford, Ryan Crotty, Israel Dagg, Sam Whitelock and Robbie Fruean). Maitland then competed for the NZ Under 20's side, who went on to win the 2008 IRB Junior World Cup, with Maitland scoring 4 tries in the tournament. In amongst the U19 and U20 tournaments, in 2006, Maitland began playing for Canterbury in the (as it was then called) NPC
Now a proud Scotland team member
competition and in 2008 made his debut for the Crusaders, where he stayed until he was delisted in 2012. While Maitland never made the All Blacks, in 2010 he was selected in the Maori All Blacks squad.

Depending on what happens with the selections for the Australian squad to play against the Wallabies, we could see Sean Maitland playing against his cousin – none other than Reds player, Quade Cooper. After he was named in the Lions squad, Cooper congratulated Maitland on Twitter – and it will certainly be an interesting occasion if the two cousins DO get to face off! Given New Zealand rugby fans lack-of-love for Quade Cooper, I am sure that Maitland (and the Lions) would have all of New Zealand behind them!

Monday, 6 May 2013

It's STICKER SLAP time!

As much as I love the serious, nitty gritty when it comes to an actual game, it's also awesome to see the more lighthearted, fun side of the professional rugby players that so many Kiwis are in awe of...

I now present you with STICKER SLAP, part 1 & part 2, courtesy of Random Rugby.  Always worth a good giggle!

Part one - starring the All Blacks


Part two - starring SuperXV players


Rugga boys get their groove on

...... we absolutely love this video, so I felt the need to share it right here....  I cannot hear the name 'Liam Messam' now, without adding a little 'oooo oooo oooo oooo ooo ooooo ooo' afterward.

Without further ado....


..... and while we are at it, I also give you the Crusaders 'Harlem Shake', just because I can.





Suppose I should probably include the Blues 'Harlem Shake' as well...  Graham Henry is the mascot... that in itself is worth a look.



I shall be back in the very near future, to give my thoughts on the Super XV to date, and also the potential All Blacks squad for the June internationals, v France.